Kalvin Ellis brings together this collection of short fiction to explore some of the stranger sides of fiction. Fables, food, and felonies await within these twisted tales.

In the titular story, Bury My Body Somewhere Nice, a young man with a plan is trying to do some good in the world when his plans are foiled by an opportunistic murderer.

Collecting bodies seems to be easy, but getting rid of them can be a real drag.